Thursday, February 26, 2009

Rehat Sejenak - Peribahasa Lawak

1. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun.

2. Bapak borek, anak rintik, emaknya pasti petak-petak.

3. Belakang parang kalau diasah lagikan tajam, kepala manusia kalau
diasah pasti botak.

4. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi seguni beras.

5. Biar lambat asalkan lembab.

6. Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi.

7. Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama jadi shuttlecock.

8. Cubit paha kanan, peha kiri tak rasa apa-apa pun.

9. Dari mana hendak ke mana, kenapa kau tanya, menyibuk pula.

10. Di mana ada gula disitu adalah gula-gula.

11. Di mana bumi dipijak, di situ ada kesan kena pijak.

12. Diam-diam ubi berisi, diam-diam orang bisu..

13. Gajah mati meninggalkan gading, harimau mati meninggalkan belang, manusia mati meninggal dunia.

14. Habis madu sepah dikitar semula.

15. Sedikit-sedikit lama-lama tinggal sikit.

16. Harapkan pagar, pagar tak boleh harap.

17. Hendak seribu daya, tak hendak tak apa.

18. Hidung tak mancung, gigi macam kereta sorong.

19. Hidup segan mati ditanam.

20. Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik kalau hari tak hujan.

21. Jauh di mata sakit di hati.

22. Jika kail panjang sejengkal beli le yang panjang sikit kalau nak ngail di laut.(beli le pukat tunda lagi baik)

23. Kais pagi makan pagi, kais petang simpan esok pagi.

24. Kalah jadi abu, menang jadi arang, seri jadi abu bakar.

25. Ke mana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke bawah.

26. Kecil-kecil cili padi, kecil lagi biji cili.

27. Lembu punya susu, cap teko dapat nama.

28. Makan hati berulam jantung dengan jeruk buah pinggang dan usus masak kicap.

29. Masuk telinga kiri, keluar telinga kanan, tersumbat kat mulut, meleleh kat hidung.

30. Membujur lalu melintang pukang.

31. Orang memberi kita merasa, orang tak beri kita paksa dia.

32. Pandu cermat, jiwa Kassim Selamat.

33. Patah tumbuh hilang report polis.

34. Pemuda harapan bangsa, pemudi tiang negara, pondan tiang telepon.

35. Sambil menyelam tengok kapal selam.

36. Sebab pulut santan binasa, sebab mulut habis pulut.

37. Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit inikan pula makanan di dalam mulut.

38. Sehari selembar benang lama-lama benang habis.

39. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya tak dapat masuk olimpik juga.

40. Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian cukai pendapatan.

41. Sudah gaharu cendana pula, sudah digaru gatal pula.

42. Sudah jatuh ditimpa tangga, kemudian ditimpa bendul, kemudian ditimpa rumah, kemudian ...

43. Tiada rotan pelempang berguna juga.

44. Waktu kecil menjadi kawan, sudah besar menjadi lawan, bila tua penyakit sawan.

Jewish & Muslim

Why are jewish powerful?

There are only 14 million Jews in the world; seven million in the Americas, five million in Asia, two million in Europe and 100,000 in Africa. For every single Jew in the world there are 100 Muslims. Yet, Jews are more than a hundred times more powerful than all the Muslims put together. Ever wondered why?

Jesus of Nazareth was Jewish. Albert Einstein, the most influential scientist of all time and TIME magazine's 'Person of the Century’, was a Jew. Sigmund Freud -- id, ego, superego – the father of psychoanalysis was a Jew. So were Karl Marx, PaulSamuelson and Milton Friedman. Here are a few other Jews whose intellectual output has enriched the whole humanity: Benjamin Rubin gave humanity the vaccinating needle. Jonas Salk developed the first polio vaccine. Alert Sabin developed the improved live polio vaccine. Gertrude Elion gave us a leukaemia fighting drug. Baruch Blumberg developed the vaccination for Hepatitis B. Paul Ehrlich discovered a treatment for syphilis (a sexually transmitted disease). Elie Metchnikoff won a Nobel Prize in infectious diseases.

Bernard Katz won a Nobel Prize in neuromuscular transmission. Andrew Schally won a Nobel in endocrinology (disorders of the endocrine system; diabetes, hyperthyroidism). Aaron Beck founded Cognitive Therapy (psychotherapy to treat mental disorders, depression and phobias). Gregory Pincus developed the first oral contraceptive pill. George Wald won a Nobel for furthering our understanding of the human eye. Stanley Cohen won a Nobel in embryology (study of embryos and their development). Willem Kolff came up with the kidney dialysis machine.

Over the past 105 years, 14 million Jews have won 15-dozen Nobel Prizes while only three Nobel Prizes have been won by 1.4 billion Muslims (other than Peace Prizes).

Why are Jews so powerful? Stanley Mezor invented the first micro-processing chip. Leo Szilard developed the first nuclear chain reactor. Peter Schultz, optical fibre cable; Charles Adler, traffic
lights; Benno Strauss, Stainless steel; Isador Kisee, sound movies; Emile Berliner, telephone microphone and Charles Ginsburg, videotape recorder.

Famous financiers in the business world who belong to Jewish faith include Ralph Lauren (Polo), Levis Strauss (Levi's Jeans), Howard Schultz (Starbuck's), Sergey Brin (Google), Michael Dell (Dell Computers), Larry Ellison (Oracle), Donna Karan (DKNY), Irv Robbins (Baskins & Robbins) and Bill Rosenberg (Dunkin Donuts).

Richard Levin, President of Yale University, is a Jew. So are Henry Kissinger (American secretary of state), Alan Greenspan (fed chairman under Reagan, Bush, Clinton and Bush), Joseph Lieberman, Madeleine Albright (American secretary of state), Casper Weinberger (American secretary of defence), Maxim Litvinov (USSR foreign Minister), David Marshal (Singapore's first chief minister), Isaac Isaacs (governor-general of Australia), Benjamin Disraeli (British statesman and author), Yevgeny Primakov (Russian PM), Barry Goldwater, Jorge Sampaio (president of Portugal), John Deutsch (CIA director), Herb Gray (Canadian deputy PM), Pierre Mendes (French
PM), Michael Howard (British home secretary), Bruno Kreisky (chancellor of Austria) and Robert Rubin (American secretary of treasury).

In the media, famous Jews include Wolf Blitzer (CNN), Barbara Walters (ABC News), Eugene Meyer (Washington Post), Henry Grunwald (editor-in-chief Time), Katherine Graham (publisher of The Washington Post), Joseph Lelyyeld (Executive editor, The New York Times), and Max Frankel (New York Times).

Can you name the most beneficent philanthropist in the history of the world? The name is George Soros, a Jew, who has so far donated a colossal $4 billion most of which has gone as aid to scientists and universities around the world. Second to George Soros is Walter Annenberg, another Jew, who has built a hundred libraries by donating an estimated $2 billion.

At the Olympics, Mark Spitz set a record of sorts by wining seven gold medals. Lenny Krayzelburg is a three-time Olympic gold medalist. Spitz, Krayzelburg and Boris Becker are all Jewish.

Did you know that Harrison Ford, George Burns, Tony Curtis, Charles Bronson, Sandra Bullock, Billy Crystal, Woody Allen, Paul Newman, Peter Sellers, Dustin Hoffman, Michael Douglas, Ben
Kingsley, Kirk Douglas, Goldie Hawn, Cary Grant, William Shatner, Jerry Lewis and Peter Falk are all Jewish? As a matter of fact, Hollywood itself was founded by a Jew. Among directors and
producers, Steven Spielberg, Mel Brooks, Oliver Stone, Aaron Spelling (Beverly Hills 90210), Neil Simon (The Odd Couple), Andrew Vaina (Rambo 1/2/3), Michael Man (Starsky and Hutch), Milos Forman (One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest), Douglas Fairbanks (The thief of Baghdad) and Ivan Reitman (Ghostbusters) are all Jewish.

To be certain, Washington is the capital that matters and in Washington the lobby that matters is The American Israel Public Affairs Committee, or AIPAC. Washington knows that if PM Ehud Olmert were to discover that the earth is flat, AIPAC will make the 109th Congress pass a resolution congratulating Olmert on his discovery.

William James Sidis, with an IQ of 250-300, is the brightest human who ever existed. Guess what faith did he belong to?

Question: So, why are Jews so powerful?

Answer: Education.


Why are Muslims so powerless?

There are an estimated 1,476,233,470 Muslims on the face of the planet: one billion in Asia, 400 million in Africa, 44 million in Europe and six million in the Americas. Every fifth human being is a
Muslim; for every single Hindu there are two Muslims, for every Buddhist there are two Muslims and for every Jew there are one hundred Muslims. Ever wondered why Muslims are so powerless?

Here is why: There are 57 member-countries of the Organisation of Islamic Conference (OIC), and all of them put together have around 500 universities; one university for every three million Muslims. The United States has 5,758 universities and India has 8,407. In 2004, Shanghai Jiao Tong University compiled an 'Academic Ranking of World Universities', and intriguingly, not one university from Muslim-majority states was in the top-500.

As per data collected by the UNDP, literacy in the Christian world stands at nearly 90 per cent and 15 Christian-majority states have a literacy rate of 100 per cent. A Muslim-majority state, as a sharp contrast, has an average literacy rate of around 40 per cent and there is no Muslim-majority state with a literacy rate of 100 percent. Some 98 per cent of the 'literates' in the Christian world had completed primary school, while less than 50 per cent of the 'literates' in the Muslim world did the same. Around 40 percent of the 'literates' in the Christian world attended university while no more than two per cent of the 'literates' in the Muslim world did the same.

Muslim-majority countries have 230 scientists per one million Muslims. The US has 4,000 scientists per million and Japan has 5,000 per million. In the entire Arab world, the total number of full-time researchers is 35,000 and there are only 50 technicians per one million Arabs (in the Christian world there are up to 1,000 technicians per one million). Furthermore, the Muslim world spends 0.2 per cent of its GDP on research and development, while the Christian world spends around five per cent of its GDP.

Conclusion: The Muslim world lacks the capacity to produce knowledge.

Daily newspapers per 1,000 people and number of book titles per million are two indicators of whether knowledge is being diffused in a society. In Pakistan, there are 23 daily newspapers per 1,000 Pakistanis while the same ratio in Singapore is 360. In the UK, the number of book titles per million stands at 2,000 while the same in Egypt is 20.

Conclusion: The Muslim world is failing to diffuse knowledge.

Exports of high technology products as a percentage of total exports are an important indicator of knowledge application. Pakistan's exports of high technology products as a percentage of total exports stands at one per cent. The same for Saudi Arabia is 0.3 percent; Kuwait, Morocco, and Algeria are all at 0.3 per cent while Singapore is at 58 percent. Conclusion: The Muslim world is
failing to apply knowledge.

Why are Muslims powerless? Because we aren't producing knowledge.
Why are Muslims powerless? Because we aren't diffusing knowledge.
Why are Muslims powerless? Because we aren't applying knowledge.
And, the future belongs to knowledge-based societies.

Interestingly, the combined annual GDP of 57 OIC-countries is under $2 trillion. America, just by herself, produces goods and services worth $12 trillion; China $8 trillion, Japan $3.8 trillion and Germany $2.4 trillion (purchasing power parity basis).

Oil rich Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait and Qatar collectively produce goods and services (mostly oil) worth $500 billion; Spain alone produces goods and services worth over $1 trillion, Catholic Poland $489 billion and Buddhist Thailand $545 billion (Muslim GDP as a percentage of world GDP is fast declining).

So, why are Muslims so powerless?

Answer: Lack of education.

U may read n digest the knowledge from the article above at ur own risk. Better do some research to get better understanding bcoz some of the facts seem bias.

Facts About Earth - Part 1

We live on a sphere of extremes and oddities. In fact it's not really a sphere, but it is a wild planet, mottled with deadly volcanoes, rattled by killer earthquakes, drenched in disastrous deluges. But do you know which were the worst?

Some of Earth's valleys dip below sea level. Mountains soar into thin air. Can you name the lowest spot? The tallest peak? Do you know how far it is to the center of the planet or what's there? Where are the planet's hottest, coldest, driest and windiest places?

The following list of Earth's extremes and other amazing facts is presented in Q&A format, so you can cover the answers to test your knowledge of the home planet. Sources include the U.S. Geological Survey and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, with other SPACE.com reporting.

1. What is the hottest place on Earth?
Count one wrong if you guessed Death Valley in California. True enough on many days. But El Azizia in Libya recorded a temperature of 136 degrees Fahrenheit (57.8 Celsius) on Sept. 13, 1922 -- the hottest ever measured. In Death Valley, it got up to 134 Fahrenheit on July 10, 1913.

2. And the coldest place around here?
Far and away, the coldest temperature ever measured on Earth was -129 Fahrenheit (-89 Celsius) at Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983.

3. What makes thunder?

If you thought, "Lightning!" then hats off to you. But I had a more illuminating answer in mind. The air around a lightning bolt is superheated to about five times the temperature of the Sun. This sudden heating causes the air to expand faster than the speed of sound, which compresses the air and forms a shock wave; we hear it as thunder.

4. Can rocks float?

In a volcanic eruption, the violent separation of gas from lava produces a "frothy" rock called pumice, loaded with gas bubbles. Some of it can float, geologists say. I've never seen this happen, and I'm thankful for that.

5. Can rocks grow?
Yes, but observing the process is less interesting than watching paint dry. Rocks called iron-manganese crusts grow on mountains under the sea. The crusts precipitate material slowly from seawater, growing about 1 millimeter every million years. Your fingernails grow about the same amount every two weeks.

6. How much space dust falls to Earth each year?
Estimates vary, but the USGS says at least 1,000 million grams, or roughly 1,000 tons of material enters the atmosphere every year and makes its way to Earths surface. One group of scientists claims microbes rain down from space, too, and that extraterrestrial organisms are responsible for flu epidemics . There's been no proof of this, and I'm not holding my breath.

7. How far does regular dust blow in the wind?
A 1999 study showed that African dust finds its way to Florida and can help push parts of the state over the prescribed air quality limit for particulate matter set by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. The dust is kicked up by high winds in North Africa and carried as high as 20,000 feet (6,100 meters), where it's caught up in the trade winds and carried across the sea. Dust from China makes its way to North America, too.

8. Where is the worlds highest waterfall?

The water of Angel Falls in Venezuela drops 3,212 feet (979 meters).

9. What two great American cities are destined to merge?
The San Andreas fault, which runs north-south, is slipping at a rate of about 2 inches (5 centimeters) per year, causing Los Angeles to move towards San Francisco. Scientists forecast LA will be a suburb of the City by the Bay in about 15 million years.

10. Is Earth a sphere?

Because the planet rotates and is more flexible than you might imagine, it bulges at the midsection, creating a sort of pumpkin shape. The bulge was lessening for centuries but now, suddenly, it is growing, a recent study showed. Accelerated melting of Earth's glaciers is taking the blame for the gain in equatorial girth.

Fact about Israel

Did You Know ?

• Did you know that non-Jewish Israelis cannot buy or lease land in the Zionist entity?

• Did you know that Palestinian license plates in Zionist entity are color coded to distinguish jews from non-jews?

• Did you know that Israel allots 85% of the water resources for jews and the remaining 15% is divided among all Palestinians in the territories? For example in Hebron, 85% of the water is given to about 400 settlers, while 15% must be divided among Hebron's 120,000 Palestinians?

• Did you know the United States awards the israel $5 billion in aid each year?

• Did you know that yearly US aid to israel exceeds the aid the US grants to the whole African continent?

• Did you know that the israel is the only country in the Middle East that has nuclear weapons?

• Did you know that the israel is the only country in the Middle East that refuses to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and bars international inspections from its sites?

• Did you know that israel currently occupies territories of two sovereign nations (Lebanon and Syria) in defiance of United Nations Security Council resolutions?

• Did you know that israel has for decades routinely sent assassins into other countries to kill its political enemies?

• Did you know that high-ranking military officers in the israeli Defense Forces have admitted publicly that unarmed prisoners of war were executed by the IDF?

• Did you know that israel refuses to prosecute its soldiers who have acknowledged executing prisoners of war?

• Did you know that israel routinely confiscates bank accounts, businesses, and land and refuses to pay compensation to those who suffer the confiscation?

• Did you know that israel blew up an American diplomatic facility in Egypt and attacked a U.S. ship in international waters, killing 33 and wounding 177 American sailors?

• Did you know that the second most powerful lobby in the United States, according to a recent Fortune magazine survey of Washington insiders, is the jewish AIPAC?

• Did you know that israel stands in defiance of 69 United Nations Security Council Resolutions?

• Did you know that today's israel sits on the former sites of more than 400 now-vanished Palestinian villages, and that the israeli's re- named almost every physical site in the country to cover up the traces?

• Did you know that it was not until 1988 that israelis were barred from running "jews Only" job ads?

• Did you know that four prime ministers of israel (Begin, Shamir, Rabin, and Sharon) have taken part in either bomb attacks on civilians, massacres of civilians, or forced expulsions of civilians from their villages?

• Did you know that the israeli Foreign Ministry pays two American public relations firms to promote israel to Americans?

• Did you know that Sharon's coalition government includes a party -- Molodet -- which advocates expelling all Palestinians from the occupied territories?

• Did you know that israel's settlement-building increased in the eight years since Oslo?

• Did you know that settlement building under Barak doubled compared to settlement building under Netanyahu?

• Did you know that israel once dedicated a postage stamp to a man who attacked a civilian bus and killed several people?

• Did you know that recently-declassifi ed documents indicate that David Ben-Gurion in at least some instances approved of the expulsion of Palestinians in 1948?

• Did you know that despite a ban on torture by israel's High Court of Justice, torture has continued by Shin Bet interrogators on Palestinian prisoners?

• Did you know that Palestinian refugees make up the largest portion of the refugee population in the world?

• And finally do you know who is the terrorist now ?

Air zamzam penghulu segala air, banyak khasiat

AIR zamzam mempunyai banyak kelebihan dan keistimewaan berbanding air lain. Perkara ini diperakui oleh banyak kajian saintifik, termasuk sarjana Barat.

Air zamzam mempunyai banyak khasiat dan kelebihan seperti sabda Nabi Muhammad SAW bermaksud: "Sebaik-baik air di permukaan bumi adalah air zamzam. Padanya ada makanan yang menyegarkan dan penawar bagi segala penyakit."

Ia juga mempunyai beberapa keistimewaan antaranya tidak pernah kering walaupun berjuta-juta manusia memanfaatkannya setiap hari, terutama pada musim haji.

Air zamzam tidak akan kering hingga hari kiamat. Hal itu, adalah bukti keagungan dan kebesaran Allah.

Ulama sepakat bahawa sunat bagi orang yang mengerjakan ibadah haji dan umrah, minum air zamzam. Ini disebabkan Nabi Muhammad SAW minum air zamzam.

Berdasarkan nas asy-Syafi'eyah, bahawa air zamzam itu sunat diminum dalam apa keadaan sekali pun. Hukum sunat itu tidak hanya khusus selepas mengerjakan tawaf, bahkan sunat diminum bagi setiap orang walaupun bukan pada waktu mengerjakan ibadah haji atau umrah.

Disebutkan dalam hadis, Jabir bin `Abdullah, katanya: "Aku pernah mendengar Rasulullah bersabda: "Air zamzam itu diminum untuk keperluan apa saja." (Hadis riwayat Ibnu Majah)

Dalam erti kata lain, jika meminumnya dengan maksud menghilangkan rasa haus, maka Allah akan menghilangkan rasa hausnya. Jika meminumnya untuk menghilangkan rasa lapar, maka Allah akan mengenyangkannya. Sekiranya, meminumnya untuk menyembuhkan penyakit, maka Allah akan menyembuhkan penyakitnya.

Diriwayatkan Rasulullah gemar meminumnya dan tangan Baginda yang mulia dan penuh barkah pernah dicelupkan ke dalam perigi zamzam.

Rasulullah pernah bersabda: "Air zamzam itu diminum mengikut apa yang diniatkan atau dikehendaki." (Hadis riwayat Jabir, lbnu Abbas, lbnu Umar dan Muawiyah)

Ahli ilmu meluaskan huraian mereka terhadap hadis di atas. Al-Munawa berkata: "Air zamzam adalah penghulu segala air, paling mulia, berharga dan disukai.

"Allah memberi minum dan menolong putera kekasihnya, Nabi Ismail bin Nabi Ibrahim dengan air zamzam. Maka, pertolongan seperti itu juga boleh diperoleh oleh orang selepas baginda iaitu bagi sesiapa saja yang meminumnya dengan niat ikhlas, termasuk kita.

"Ramai ulama meminumnya kerana sesuatu hajat dan mereka berhasil memperolehnya."

Disebut pengarang kitab al-'Aqdus Sameen bahawa Ahmad bin Abdillah Asy-Syarifee, seorang khadam di Tanah Haram Makkah meminum air zamzam dengan niat dan tujuan untuk berubat daripada buta.

Lalu, dengan izin Allah, beliau sembuh. Menurut pengarang kitab ini lagi, bahawa kejadian itu dikhabarkan sendiri gurunya, al-Fufti Abdul Rahman bin Abil Khair alFasi.

Al-lmam an-Nawawi sebagai mengulas hadis di atas berkata: "Maknanya, barang siapa minum kerana sesuatu hajat, nescaya memperoleh hajatnya itu.

"Hal ini, dicuba ulama dan orang soleh bagi segala hajat mereka, sama ada hajat akhirat mahupun dunia. Alhamdulillah, semuanya memperolehnya." (Lihat Tahzibul Asma Wal-Lughat 3/139).

Al-'Allamah lbnul Qayyim al-Jauziah pula berkata: "Saya dan juga orang lain mencuba berubat dengan air zamzam. "Saya berubat dengannya dalam banyak penyakit dan sembuh dengan izin Allah. Demikian juga saya menyaksikan orang yang menggantikan makanan biasa dengan air zamzam hampir setengah bulan atau lebih, tetapi tidak lapar. Bahkan dia juga tawaf bersama orang ramai, mampu menggauli isterinya dan berpuasa."

Al-'Allamah seterusnya berkata: "Sudah berlaku kepada diri saya sewaktu di Makkah, saya sakit. Pada masa itu, saya benar-benar ketiadaan ubat dan doktor.

"Maka, saya pun berubat sendiri dengan al-Fatihah. Saya ambil air zamzam dan bacakan di atasnya berulang kali. Kemudian, saya minum lalu mendapati kesembuhan yang sempurna.

"Sejak itu saya melakukannya atas banyak penyakit dan semuanya memberi sebesar-besar manfaat."

KIDS say the darnest things - Just For Laugh

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After
a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold
milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you
must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much,
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain
to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why
doesn't your skin fit your face?

Tongue twisters

1 .If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2 .I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3 .Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9 .Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10 .SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11 .The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12 .If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13 .We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14 .Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16 .If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17 .Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw